Condemno!

Post by **Payndar Circusdorf** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 10:52 pm

Wanna-be lawyer Payndar just made it a step closer.

Many of you know that I am a law student at UGA. I still have a year to go before I take the Bar Exam but I still got to conduct a trial today. The firm I work for is the solicitor of the town we are in so the law lets me practice in criminal court in a sort of "student-teacher" way.

So today I got a casefile, wrote my questions for witnesses, got up there, called witnesses up, and blasted that fucker with all the fury of an angered community.

Yeah, so it was for unsafe passing on the right. I got my gorram guilty verdict!

Now that I have the procedures down, next month I nail some DUIs and a bizarre case involving illegal immigrants, a kidnapping, and nurses.

Post by **Ves** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 11:52 pm

Nice work payn. Bet you made him break down and confess Matlock style. Looks like I'll have you on retainer one of these days

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Post by **Hezin** » Fri Jun 16, 2006 2:50 pm

Sweet Billy, glad to hear you getting your first taste there, I'm calling you for my murder trial.

Post by **Kabol** » Fri Jun 16, 2006 3:56 pm

Hezin wrote:Sweet Billy, glad to hear you getting your first taste there, I'm calling you for my murder trial.

I shot the clerk.

I shot the clerk.

Post by **Payndar Circusdorf** » Fri Jun 16, 2006 7:00 pm

If you met the clerk of our court you would definitley shoot her. She is fucking useless and always "Tired" when she is even in the office. We expect her to be fired within the year.

Post by **Zolo** » Mon Jun 19, 2006 12:14 am

Payndar Circusdorf wrote:If you met the clerk of our court you would definitley shoot her. She is fucking useless and always "Tired" when she is even in the office. We expect her to be fired within the year.

Firing a government employee? I thought that was a physical impossibility.

Post by **Kabol** » Mon Jun 19, 2006 8:56 am

Zolo wrote:Firing a government employee? I thought that was a physical impossibility.

It is more of an ethereal impossibility.

Post by **Hezin** » Mon Jun 19, 2006 10:39 am

Firing a government employee? I thought that was a physical impossibility.

I AM LIVING PROOF!!
Seriously though, I have seen what a government employee can do and still keep thier job. Only shure fire way is to not show up to work, thats bout the only things short of murder(and even then it's still debatable).

Post by **Payndar Circusdorf** » Mon Jun 19, 2006 9:44 pm

Hezin wrote: thats bout the only things short of murder

A subject you postal workers cover in orientation, I'm sure.