Keira Knightley?

Post by **Hezin** » Sun Jul 11, 2004 11:28 am

Many, MANY thx to kollar on that one!

Post by **Maz** » Mon Jul 12, 2004 6:36 am

what movie is that?

Post by **Monox** » Sun Jul 25, 2004 1:05 pm

wtf,

she's built like a 12 year old boy for god sakes. all you disguting fuckers that are infatuated with her wouldn't happen to be a member of the clergy, are ya?

she's got a pretty face, but honestly, if i were to run in to her on the street, i'd have to offer to take her out for a burger.

Post by **Maz** » Sun Jul 25, 2004 1:14 pm

lol - whats wrong with burgers?

Post by **Payndar Circusdorf** » Mon Jul 26, 2004 12:53 am

Indeed, I'd put my meat between her buns any day.

Post by **Kollar** » Thu Jul 29, 2004 4:13 am

More monox's speed.

No mistaking that shit for 12 years old.

Post by Yo » Thu Jul 29, 2004 8:48 am

holy shit hahaha

Post by **Maz** » Thu Jul 29, 2004 11:49 am

that should keep monox happy

Post by **Monox** » Thu Jul 29, 2004 2:11 pm

seriously.

Look at Kiera Knightly. she has NO TITS, NO ASS, but plenty of ribcage and underbite.

i swear to god she has the body of a 12 year old boy, and the smile of an english bulldog.

It probably wouldn't be so bad if you only saw the cookie monster smile once or twice a movie, but directors zoom in on that shit like its going to pave their way to an oscar...the grouch.

Post by **Payndar Circusdorf** » Thu Jul 29, 2004 3:17 pm

The black helicopters have been dispatched.

Post by **Wiccor Basquet** » Thu Jul 29, 2004 4:24 pm

If many 12 year old boys looked like this, the Catholic Church would still be looked at as a role model.

Post by Yo » Thu Jul 29, 2004 4:32 pm

yeah i think she is actually a very healthy looking petite person. But then again, I am in graphic arts. I know what the supermodels look like before we get ahold of them. I was down at the company that we recently acquired here recently. They handle Maxim pics. Some chick comes in and strips to her underwear right in front of us to get her pictures taken. She had what looked like a stab wound from a rusty bayonet about 5 inches to the left of her belly button (btw what is the correct term to call a belly button? that sounds kinda gay). Afterwards on the pictures, they thinned her hips up, shaped up her droopy ass cheecks and fixed the doom scar. Crazy stuff.

Post by **Payndar Circusdorf** » Thu Jul 29, 2004 5:01 pm

Belly Button = navel.

And thx for the pic, Wic.

Post by Yo » Thu Jul 29, 2004 5:12 pm

ahh ok navel. yeah double thanks wic. Mono just likes a woman that can get rough with him.

Post by **Monox** » Thu Jul 29, 2004 5:47 pm

I can totally lose my lunch over a fucked up set of teeth.
Teeth>Tits>Ass>legs>personality... or something like that =p