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<div class='imageframe'><img src='http://orderofhasson.com/images/news/20 ... g_down.jpg' alt='Ragnaros downed' /></div><p>After suffering through laziness, fear, low attendance and <i>other</i> mexican outsourcing problems, we at Hasson Express are proud to bring to you one dead Ragnaros. Unlike many others, whom have barely scraped by their first try, Hasson thinks big, and we've brought our ex-Dominatrix back to order with only 3 deaths.</p><p>So you there, I know what you're thinking... <i>"Oh great, yet another guild takes down Ragnaros. Big fucking deal."</i> What you don't know is we have achieved a serverwide first. Indeed, we appear to be the first to win Ragnaros's weapon of choice which caused us so much torment in the last few weeks. Behold, <i>Combustanus</i>.</p><div class='imageframe'><img src='http://orderofhasson.com/images/news/20 ... stanus.jpg' alt='Legendaries!' /></div><p>When this big baby dropped, you understand the bids were <i>overflowing</i>. After many tied bids, and much debate, it was conceded to Bogarm, for his time-honored place behind Bondage Queen Ragnaros. </p><div class='imageframe'><img src='http://orderofhasson.com/images/news/20 ... stanus.jpg' alt='Blazing new look' /></div><p>He'll be giving her back a taste of her own medecine now.</p><p>Ever since gaining his new trophy, however, poor Bogarm has been swamped with constant tells for cyber. The fact of the matter is, he's <i>quite</i> good! So if you're looking for a good time, /tell Bogarm.</p><p>This reminds me... This was said last year, as we started Molten Core. Is there compound interest on that statement?</p><div class='imageframe'><img src='http://orderofhasson.com/images/news/20 ... e_blow.jpg' alt='Drop one boss' /></div><hr /><p>Now, you wonder, how do we achieve our perennial success? The answer is very simple. At the risk of sounding cliche and corny, I'll say this: it's thanks to our wide array of <i>talented</i> individuals. Experience some of our unique skills in action.</p><div class='imageframe'><img src='http://orderofhasson.com/images/news/20 ... _flags.jpg' alt='The Flag Runner' /><br />Jarvalor, flag runner extraordinaire... Or so he likes to think.</div>
<div class='imageframe'><img src='http://orderofhasson.com/images/news/20 ... f_afk1.jpg' alt='The Camper' /><br /><img src='http://orderofhasson.com/images/news/20 ... f_afk2.jpg' alt='more of the Camper' /><br /><div class='imageframe'><img src='http://orderofhasson.com/images/news/20 ... f_afk3.jpg' alt='Of course' /><br />Fymf, L100 Subway Camper</div>
<div class='imageframe'><img src='http://orderofhasson.com/images/news/20 ... tfubus.jpg' alt='The Charisma' /><br />Janet, ever so charismatic</div>
<div class='imageframe'><img src='http://orderofhasson.com/images/news/20 ... mascot.jpg' alt='The Mascot' /><br />Goza, the unwilling mascot</div>
<div class='imageframe'><img src='http://orderofhasson.com/images/news/20 ... mogage.jpg' alt='The Seer' /><br />Rogmog... Being Rogmog.</div>
<div class='imageframe'><img src='http://orderofhasson.com/images/news/20 ... action.jpg' alt='The Factioneer' /><br />Gilmore, back when Argent Dawn faction was interesting.</div>
<div class='imageframe'><img src='http://orderofhasson.com/images/news/20 ... gnancy.jpg' alt='The Midwives' /><br />Everyone, in a collective moment of midwife insight.</div>
<p>This concludes our guild analysis, thank you for reading.</p><hr /><p>Hall of Shame</p><div class='imageframe'><img src='http://orderofhasson.com/images/news/20 ... rizzyt.jpg' alt='insipid_drizzyt.jpg' /><br />Where are your buddies Drizzzzzt, Dryzzt and Drizzlefoshizzle?</div><div class='imageframe'><img src='http://orderofhasson.com/images/news/20 ... lywood.jpg' alt='insipid_plywood.jpg' /></div><div class='imageframe'><img src='http://orderofhasson.com/images/news/20 ... revnge.jpg' alt='insipid_revnge.jpg' /></div><div class='imageframe'><img src='http://orderofhasson.com/images/news/20 ... tangel.jpg' alt='insipid_hotangel.jpg' /></div><div class='imageframe'><img src='http://orderofhasson.com/images/news/20 ... donald.jpg' alt='insipid_donald.jpg' /></div><div class='imageframe'><img src='http://orderofhasson.com/images/news/20 ... dllama.jpg' alt='insipid_deadllama.jpg' /></div><div class='imageframe'><img src='http://orderofhasson.com/images/news/20 ... duckey.jpg' alt='insipid_rubberduckey.jpg' /></div><hr /><p>And now, random moments of epiphany.</p><div class='imageframe'><img src='http://orderofhasson.com/images/news/20 ... d_ding.jpg' alt='bloodlord_ding.jpg' /></div>
<div class='imageframe'><img src='http://orderofhasson.com/images/news/20 ... usdump.jpg' alt='usdump.jpg' /></div><div class='imageframe'><img src='http://orderofhasson.com/images/news/20 ... irless.jpg' alt='vincint_hairless.jpg' /></div><div class='imageframe'><img src='http://orderofhasson.com/images/news/20 ... kraiye.jpg' alt='janet_kraiye.jpg' /></div><div class='imageframe'><img src='http://orderofhasson.com/images/news/20 ... eelers.jpg' alt='rogmog_steelers.jpg' /></div><div class='imageframe'><img src='http://orderofhasson.com/images/news/20 ... yoride.jpg' alt='wolf_yoride.jpg' /></div><div class='imageframe'><img src='http://orderofhasson.com/images/news/20 ... ection.jpg' alt='zeel_connection.jpg' /></div><div class='imageframe'><img src='http://orderofhasson.com/images/news/20 ... ausage.jpg' alt='bullietu_sausage.jpg' /></div><div class='imageframe'><img src='http://orderofhasson.com/images/news/20 ... o_acne.jpg' alt='yo_acne.jpg' /></div><div class='imageframe'><img src='http://orderofhasson.com/images/news/20 ... 50cent.jpg' alt='rogmog_50cent.jpg' /></div><div class='imageframe'><img src='http://orderofhasson.com/images/news/20 ... ugkick.jpg' alt='gilmore_mugzugkick.jpg' /></div><div class='imageframe'><img src='http://orderofhasson.com/images/news/20 ... eizeup.jpg' alt='hezin_seizeup.jpg' /></div><div class='imageframe'><img src='http://orderofhasson.com/images/news/20 ... narion.jpg' alt='rogmog_cenarion.jpg' /></div><div class='imageframe'><img src='http://orderofhasson.com/images/news/20 ... odites.jpg' alt='yo_hermaphrodites.jpg' /></div><p>Uuuuh...</p><div class='imageframe'><img src='http://orderofhasson.com/images/news/20 ... _melon.jpg' alt='crush_melon.jpg' /></div></div>
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very nice
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Post by Zolo »

Awesome. :)

I pray every night before I go to bed that Blizzard doesn't find out about what's on our main page and sue our collective ass. ;-)
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Actually, I bug Caydiem at each update to have it added to the community links. I still haven't gotten an answer =((
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Jan wrote:Actually, I bug Caydiem at each update to have it added to the community links. I still haven't gotten an answer =((
Gee, I can't imagine why.
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We're family friendly. So long as your family sits around the hearth at night getting nostalgic about beastiality and honey-laced rimjobs.
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I need to get my damn computer fixed so I can spend my DKP points now
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Gilmore wrote:We're family friendly. So long as your family sits around the hearth at night getting nostalgic about beastiality and honey-laced rimjobs.
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"We're family friendly. So long as your family sits around the hearth at night getting nostalgic about beastiality and honey-laced rimjobs." - Gilmore
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Post by SKoRPioN »

That is awesome Jan. I have laughed my ass off all day at this.
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Post by Arne »

Well done Jan.
lmao
Bogarm...stay in front of me at all times please, k thanks! :lol:
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<img src='http://orderofhasson.com/images/news/20 ... dllama.jpg' alt='insipid_deadllama.jpg'>


that used to be my alt... i dont get it?! but kool i got on the hall of shame!


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