Teremus ----> Hasson Chopped

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Teremus ----> Hasson Chopped

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<p>Greetings to you, fans, haters and fellow cybertransvestites!</p><p>Over the last two weeks, in-between countless UBRS clearings, OOH paid a few visits to Teremus the Devourer. Unfortunately Ashlark was not present for vengeance, though we all know he'd just love to pay him back. After just one dismal failure which can fully be blamed on Kolah, Teremus had a critical indigestion and fell to our persistent blows.</p><div class='imageframe'><table cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' class='imageframe'><tr><td colspan='3' class='h' /></tr><tr><td class='v' /><td class='i'><a href='http://orderofhasson.com/images/news/20 ... .jpg'><img src='http://orderofhasson.com/images/news/20 ... mus_up.jpg' alt='teremus_up.jpg thumbnail' /></a></td><td class='v' /></tr><tr><td colspan='3' class='h' /></tr></table></div><div class='imageframe'><table cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' class='imageframe'><tr><td colspan='3' class='h' /></tr><tr><td class='v' /><td class='i'><a href='http://orderofhasson.com/images/news/20 ... .jpg'><img src='http://orderofhasson.com/images/news/20 ... s_down.jpg' alt='teremus_down.jpg thumbnail' /></a></td><td class='v' /></tr><tr><td colspan='3' class='h' /></tr></table></div><p>Five flawless draenyst shards quickly yielded four disenchants and a Serenity Belt which went to someone I forget. Just to prove it was no fluke, Teremus was Hassowned as soon as he showed up two days later. </p><p>Intensive UBRS clearing ensues, an exercise in tediousness only saved by novel and entertaining ideas like Triton's:</p><div class='imageframe'><img src='http://orderofhasson.com/images/news/20 ... _penis.jpg' alt='guild_penis.jpg' /></div><p>Beware! Some cases of acute Sonytis Nomen Policus were sighted in the lands of Azeroth.</p><div class='imageframe'><img src='http://orderofhasson.com/images/news/20 ... rouges.jpg' alt='insipid_rouges.jpg' /></div><div class='imageframe'><img src='http://orderofhasson.com/images/news/20 ... drouge.jpg' alt='insipid_undeadrouge.jpg' /><br />Inbred rogues?</div><div class='imageframe'><img src='http://orderofhasson.com/images/news/20 ... apahoe.jpg' alt='insipid_sirslapahoe.jpg' /></div><div class='imageframe'><img src='http://orderofhasson.com/images/news/20 ... _xxtym.jpg' alt='insipid_xxtym.jpg' /></div><div class='imageframe'><img src='http://orderofhasson.com/images/news/20 ... iggles.jpg' alt='quiggles.jpg' /><br /><Quiggles Is Gay></div>
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I heal you tank, simple eh?

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