Bow to your new Mistress

[Jan]

<p><small>(also known as: the fetish special update)</small></p><div class='imageframe'><img src='http://orderofhasson.com/images/news/20 ... natrix.jpg' alt='ragnatrix.jpg' /></div><p>Above is an artistic and cultivated metaphor, depicting the subtle and loving relationship between OOH and our last standing obstacle to beating the Molten Core. (Or, if you prefer, Rogmog's wildest fantasy.) Alas, the scene quickly turned a mite too awry to our liking, and then we found out Red Queen Ragnaros had forgotten the safeword. Bellowing it out proud leaves the cruel mistress unfazed.</p><div class='imageframe'><img src='http://orderofhasson.com/images/news/20 ... _horde.jpg' alt='yo-janet_horde.jpg' /></div><p>But no worries, we're not about to let such a slight inconvenience hinder our progression. Humiliation is, after all, part of the trade... So what we receive, we deal tenfold. As such, we've been roughing up every single boss in Molten Core within the space of two nights. I'll spare you carefully cropped loot shots, as they can easily be summed up by this:<br /></p><div class='imageframe'><img src='http://orderofhasson.com/images/news/20 ... narion.gif' alt='zeel_cenarion.gif' /></div><p>Now let's see. This is all fine and well, but how are we to pursue our noble horde-on-MC S&M endeavor without some drive and libido? Intense as the area is, some might be afraid that Order of Hasson may run out of steam for this ongoing metaphor. A quick tour of the local denizens should convince you otherwise.</p><div class='imageframe'><img src='http://orderofhasson.com/images/news/20 ... anorgy.jpg' alt='mc_manorgy.jpg' /></div><div class='imageframe'><table cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' class='imageframe'><tr><td colspan='3' class='h' /></tr><tr><td class='v' /><td class='i'><a href='http://orderofhasson.com/images/news/20 ... .jpg'><img src='http://orderofhasson.com/images/news/20 ... eparty.jpg' alt='guild_nakeddanceparty.jpg thumbnail' /></a></td><td class='v' /></tr><tr><td colspan='3' class='h' /></tr></table></div><div class='imageframe'><img src='http://orderofhasson.com/images/news/20 ... friend.jpg' alt='galuda_girlfriend.jpg' /><br />Poor, poor Galuda. You should've followed the expert's advice:</div><div class='imageframe'><img src='http://orderofhasson.com/images/news/20 ... o_anal.jpg' alt='yo_anal.jpg' /></div><div class='imageframe'><img src='http://orderofhasson.com/images/news/20 ... sheep2.jpg' alt='pogo_sheep2.jpg' /><br />At least Shaun sticks to the safe prospects.</div><div class='imageframe'><img src='http://orderofhasson.com/images/news/20 ... mwhore.jpg' alt='rafa_gilmwhore.jpg' /><br />Others rely on each other, which works as well.</div><div class='imageframe'><img src='http://orderofhasson.com/images/news/20 ... d_pron.jpg' alt='guild_pron.jpg' /><br />There's also self-service, though care must be taken for it not to get out of hand. Pardon the pun.</div><div class='imageframe'><img src='http://orderofhasson.com/images/news/20 ... family.jpg' alt='ves_family.jpg' /><br />And last, but not least... You can always turn to the family!</div><p><div class='imageframe'><img src='http://orderofhasson.com/images/news/20 ... i_fuck.jpg' alt='bidi_fuck.jpg' /><br />But even family can turn you down. That must be harsh.</div></p><p>With all these distractions, people have a hard time staying focused and on track for raids... Even with the incentive of the world famous DKP and loot. Officers, however, have ideas in store to harvest this enthusiasm into motivation for the guild!</p><div class='imageframe'><img src='http://orderofhasson.com/images/news/20 ... points.gif' alt='inuk_points.gif' /></div><p>And then people wonder where are all the girls in the guild.</p><p><hr /></p><p>Kids! Don't forget, enthusiasm is fine and well, but you must use proper protection. Catholicism counsels it.</p><div class='imageframe'><img src='http://orderofhasson.com/images/news/20 ... ondoms.jpg' alt='guild_condoms.jpg' /><br />No, forget all about rubbers. Just ask the local specialist:</div><div class='imageframe'><img src='http://orderofhasson.com/images/news/20 ... anwrap.jpg' alt='zaklu_saranwrap.jpg' /></div><p>Hmmm, that's almost a foul, even for me. Let's leave it at that for now.</p><p><hr /></p><p>Random nothings</p><div class='imageframe'><img src='http://orderofhasson.com/images/news/20 ... 2/aids.jpg' alt='aids.jpg' /><br />Some of you might have heard, or experienced the Plague. Just follow the wise counsel and you'll be safe.</div><p>Worse than the plague, hurricane devastation, inflated gas prices and Kanye West's whining... It's the <strike>walking fashion statement</strike> OOH's first Arcanist crown drop ever. Behold, the horror.</p><div class='imageframe'><img src='http://orderofhasson.com/images/news/20 ... _crown.jpg' alt='pogo_crown.jpg' /></div><div class='imageframe'><img src='http://orderofhasson.com/images/news/20 ... _dream.gif' alt='galuda_dream.gif' /><br />Just don't start writing bad rap songs about your dream. </div><div class='imageframe'><img src='http://orderofhasson.com/images/news/20 ... _queer.jpg' alt='monox_queer.jpg' /></div><div class='imageframe'><img src='http://orderofhasson.com/images/news/20 ... istian.jpg' alt='guild_christian.jpg' /><br />What's so foul about this language?</div><div class='imageframe'><img src='http://orderofhasson.com/images/news/20 ... adword.jpg' alt='alluvin_badword.jpg' /><br />This is more like it.</div><p><hr /></p><p>It was once speculated there must be a law out there specifying that rogues must have retarded names. Let's add more proof to the case.</p><div class='imageframe'><img src='http://orderofhasson.com/images/news/20 ... brains.jpg' alt='insipid_givebrains.jpg' /></div><div class='imageframe'><img src='http://orderofhasson.com/images/news/20 ... mrogue.jpg' alt='insipid_rockemrogue.jpg' /></div><div class='imageframe'><img src='http://orderofhasson.com/images/news/20 ... urboat.jpg' alt='insipid_rogueurboat.jpg' /></div><div class='imageframe'><img src='http://orderofhasson.com/images/news/20 ... ration.jpg' alt='insipid_penetration.jpg' /></div><p>And then there's your latest guild of eight-year-olds.</p><div class='imageframe'><img src='http://orderofhasson.com/images/news/20 ... tkills.jpg' alt='insipid_skillsthatkills.jpg' /></div><p>Terrible.</p><p><hr /></p><p>This update brought to you by furries, ocelots, Captain Kirk and David Hasslehoff:</p><div class='imageframe'><img src='http://orderofhasson.com/images/news/20 ... allads.jpg' alt='bidi_powerballads.jpg' /></div>

[Gilmore]

<3

[Kollar]

good shit jan, although that photoshop of rag might be a bit... too good.

[Arne]

I'm a bit confused with the almost complete obsession of Penis in this guild, the Rag pic is f'ing hilarious though.

Nice job on the updates jan.

[Ves]

We are all closet homosexuals. Its like when mister Garison from South Park tries to write a sex novel and ends up writing about penises most of the time.

[GraaceAndWill]

Too funny, you guys talk about penis way more than I do!

[Wiccor Basquet]

I believe that is because you are too busy with "other activities" that would keep you from talking as much, Dal.

[Zolo]

Awesome. Great job, Jan.

[GraaceAndWill]

you're right, I need an icon avatar that's a hoover vacuum.

[Ves]

Use either: http://www.vacuums.name/images/hoover.jpg

Or

http://doityourself.com/ori/200x200/4361192.jpg

[Kyle>>You]

I'm a bit confused with the almost complete obsession of Penis in this guild

I blame myself and Ellen.