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Yeah, It's Hot, We Get It.

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<p>Ladies, gentlemen, fellow Hassonians, and Vincint... Welcome to another_site_update01</p><div class='imageframe'><img src='http://orderofhasson.com/images/news/20 ... ipples.jpg' alt='Cripples.jpg' /></div><p>Since we last saw you, the Order of Hasson has been seeing nothing but red. Molten Core continues to be our stomping ground nightly, with breaks only when Subway's siren call becomes too great for our priests to bear.</p><p>Within the past two weeks, OoH has proven we can field a full raid group ourselves, Metallicown bosses, and come away with plenty of druid epics to disenchant. In fact, we've been so successful that we've deigned to share some of our trade secrets. Just round up <i>39</i> of your other <i>casual</i> gaming friends (right Blizzard?!) and give 'em a shot:</p><div class='imageframe'><img src='http://orderofhasson.com/images/news/2005-06-23/Suicide Pact.jpg' alt='Suicide Pact.jpg' /></div><div class='imageframe'><img src='http://orderofhasson.com/images/news/20 ... Juanos.jpg' alt='Juanos.jpg' /></div><div class='imageframe'><img src='http://orderofhasson.com/images/news/2005-06-23/Dutch Door.jpg' alt='Dutch Door.jpg' /></div><p>So there you have it. Intensive knowledge of what you're up against, experimentation with drugs and controlled substances, and a background in professional wrestling. And mandatory man-love. That seems about it. Although... Hrm...</p><div class='imageframe'><img src='http://orderofhasson.com/images/news/20 ... gosmom.jpg' alt='pogosmom.jpg' /></div><p>Damn, that's right! How could I have forgotten the <i>gunplay</i>?! Nothing says "Let's win" like the gentle bruising of a friendly pistol-whip. Especially from Pogo's mother. Really gets me in the mood, not sure about everyone else.</p><p>And there you have it. All the keys to victory that you'll ever need. If you aren't convinced, then we'll let the results speak for themselves:</p><div class='imageframe'><img src='http://orderofhasson.com/images/news/2005-06-23/Bad Pack.jpg' alt='Bad Pack.jpg' /></div><div class='imageframe'><img src='http://orderofhasson.com/images/news/2005-06-23/Rocket Surgery.jpg' alt='Rocket Surgery.jpg' /></div><div class='imageframe'><img src='http://orderofhasson.com/images/news/20 ... ngness.jpg' alt='Wrongness.jpg' /></div><p>Yes. You, too, can achieve.</p><p>And now that we've made the world a better place by imparting knowledge, allow me to demonstrate feats of our depraved humanity...</p><div class='imageframe'><img src='http://orderofhasson.com/images/news/20 ... Ethics.jpg' alt='Ethics.jpg' /></div><div class='imageframe'><img src='http://orderofhasson.com/images/news/20 ... Fooled.jpg' alt='Fooled.jpg' /></div><div class='imageframe'><img src='http://orderofhasson.com/images/news/2005-06-23/White House.jpg' alt='White House.jpg' /></div><div class='imageframe'><img src='http://orderofhasson.com/images/news/2005-06-23/Looking At Boys.jpg' alt='Looking At Boys.jpg' /></div><div class='imageframe'><img src='http://orderofhasson.com/images/news/2005-06-23/Ice Cream.jpg' alt='Ice Cream.jpg' /></div><div class='imageframe'><img src='http://orderofhasson.com/images/news/2005-06-23/Fight Club.jpg' alt='Fight Club.jpg' /></div><p>Now I don't want to leave this off with you thinking that we're horrible human beings. We are, but we can't have you thinking that. So, I'll tidy up our image just a tad with something we've conducted recently to help and to heal the community of Medivh. The First Annual Hassonian Runecloth Drive was a resounding success, and we feel that the world is better off for it. Perhaps you'll see one of the needy, and know that they've been touched by Hasson...</p><div class='imageframe'><img src='http://orderofhasson.com/images/news/20 ... /Runecloth Tampons.jpg' alt='Runecloth Tampons.jpg' /></div>
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i think the one in your sig would have to be the best
Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down. The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you. - Woody Allen.
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