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<div class='imageframe'><img src='http://orderofhasson.com/images/news/20 ... farius.jpg' alt='rend-nefarius.jpg' /></div><p>It's no secret that there's difficulty gap the size of three EQ expansions between Molten Core, the game's highest raid instance, and Blackrock Spire, the next hardest one. The first and foremost strategy to defeating the former, as such, is to farm the shit out of the latter. Something we've carefully been seeing to, as you can see on our fearless leader's day calendar.</p><div class='imageframe'><img src='http://orderofhasson.com/images/news/20 ... lendar.gif' alt='calendar.gif' /></div><p>(No one really knows how Gilmore found his way on there. At first it sounded like he did belong...)</p><div class='imageframe'><img src='http://orderofhasson.com/images/news/20 ... _woman.jpg' alt='gilmore_woman.jpg' /></div><div class='imageframe'><img src='http://orderofhasson.com/images/news/20 ... sewife.jpg' alt='gilmore_housewife.jpg' /></div><p>But later on, we were proven wrong (?) by some of his friends. I'll leave conclusions up to you.</p><div class='imageframe'><img src='http://orderofhasson.com/images/news/20 ... misgay.jpg' alt='jimisgay.jpg' /></div><p>But I disgress. Anyone visiting this site probably already knows all about UBRS, so I'll spare you the tediously repetitive killshots and lootshots everyone seems to loves to post... To instead focus on the achievements.</p><p><i>The <b>druid loot</b></i>. It is a well-known and frequent placeholder for any loot a horde player actually needs. Surely Drakkisanth, when he sees a member of the druidic community, decides to not drop any druid loot... Unfortunately we have none to bring for that purposes.</p><p>Thus, to make sure no druid loot would drop, Bullmilk the fearless level 31 druid alt, was brought forth to fight Drakkisanth. Sure enough, he managed to keep everyone alive while the priests <i>conveniently</i> were AFK...</p><div class='imageframe'><img src='http://orderofhasson.com/images/news/20 ... lkubrs.jpg' alt='yo_bullmilkubrs.jpg' /></div><p>Thankfully, by the time this had happened Drakkisanth was dead under the repeated blows of many shadowformed priests. The attempt to ward off druidic loot, however, didn't work. Some more drastic measures were taken.</p><div class='imageframe'><img src='http://orderofhasson.com/images/news/20 ... wings1.jpg' alt='inuk_dobwings1.jpg' /></div><div class='imageframe'><img src='http://orderofhasson.com/images/news/20 ... wings2.jpg' alt='inuk_dobwings2.jpg' /></div><p>Maybe Bullmilk was too low to work his mojo... So we disguised a rogue into a druid, and so the rally wings were born. Surely this stratagem would work in our favor. Disappointment ensued, however, when it was found they only worked for Dobber himself.</p><div class='imageframe'><img src='http://orderofhasson.com/images/news/20 ... wings4.jpg' alt='inuk_dobwings4.jpg' /></div><div class='imageframe'><img src='http://orderofhasson.com/images/news/20 ... wings3.jpg' alt='inuk_dobwings3.jpg' /></div><p>At this point, we gave up struggle to accept the foregone conclusion...</p><div class='imageframe'><img src='http://orderofhasson.com/images/news/20 ... druids.jpg' alt='snacko_druids.jpg' /></div><p><hr /></p><p>Random nothings.</p><div class='imageframe'><img src='http://orderofhasson.com/images/news/20 ... hlings.jpg' alt='brs_hatchlings.jpg' /><br />Reverse psychology works.</div><div class='imageframe'><img src='http://orderofhasson.com/images/news/20 ... filers.jpg' alt='rend_defilers.jpg' /></div><div class='imageframe'><img src='http://orderofhasson.com/images/news/20 ... go_tea.jpg' alt='pogo_tea.jpg' /></div><div class='imageframe'><img src='http://orderofhasson.com/images/news/20 ... ohnnyd.jpg' alt='janet_johnnyd.jpg' /></div><div class='imageframe'><img src='http://orderofhasson.com/images/news/20 ... _sheep.jpg' alt='pogo_sheep.jpg' /></div><div class='imageframe'><img src='http://orderofhasson.com/images/news/20 ... unkguy.jpg' alt='juanos_drunkguy.jpg' /></div><div class='imageframe'><img src='http://orderofhasson.com/images/news/20 ... uicide.jpg' alt='boagrius_suicide.jpg' /></div><p><hr /></p><p>As christians around the world mourn the death of the Pope, we mourn for World of Warcraft's naming policy which, after a short life, died unenforced.</p><div class='imageframe'><img src='http://orderofhasson.com/images/news/20 ... rougue.jpg' alt='insipid_qrougue.jpg' /><br />Still inbred. Bonus points for having one U at the right place.</div><div class='imageframe'><img src='http://orderofhasson.com/images/news/20 ... yright.jpg' alt='insipid_copyright.jpg' /></div><div class='imageframe'><img src='http://orderofhasson.com/images/news/20 ... rdains.jpg' alt='insipid_gaurdains.jpg' /><br />Not only did you cluebags mispell "Guardians", you also seem to have mispelled "Retardation". You should merge with</div><div class='imageframe'><img src='http://orderofhasson.com/images/news/20 ... _lordz.jpg' alt='insipid_lordz.jpg' /><br />You two bunches of assmonkeys could form <LoRdZ oF AoL></div><div class='imageframe'><img src='http://orderofhasson.com/images/news/20 ... shutup.jpg' alt='insipid_shutup.jpg' /></div><p><hr /></p><p>The last update apparently did not go unappreciated...</p><div class='imageframe'><img src='http://orderofhasson.com/images/news/20 ... iments.jpg' alt='janet_quigglescompliments.jpg' /></div><p>Quiggles! Be sure to remind me to give you tons of /hugglez next time I see you.</p><p><hr /></p><p>This update brought to you by the letters...</p><div class='imageframe'><img src='http://orderofhasson.com/images/news/20 ... incest.jpg' alt='zurock_incest.jpg' /><br />Sorry, if mommy was a trannie, she wouldn't be mommy! I'm sure I can arrange something instead, though!</div>
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