The Ascent fraud unmasked, all about the real Ragnaros kill!

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The Ascent fraud unmasked, all about the real Ragnaros kill!

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<p>Ragnaros has been dropping left and right like a dress on prom night, the only constant being that the first to achieve this was Ascent...</p><p>OR WAS IT? Here is the original, first Ragnaros kill screenshot, in its undedited integrity!</p><div class='imageframe'><table cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' class='imageframe'><tr><td colspan='3' class='h' /></tr><tr><td class='v' /><td class='i'><a href='http://orderofhasson.com/images/news/20 ... .jpg'><img src='http://orderofhasson.com/images/news/20 ... gnaros.jpg' alt='real-ragnaros.jpg thumbnail' /></a></td><td class='v' /></tr><tr><td colspan='3' class='h' /></tr></table></div><p>Obviously, Ascent tampered with this screenshot by adding their own names and raidassist on top of ours. So there you have it, OOH, all by itself with its 30 person raid, downed Ragnaros. Everyone else is a bunch of gimps.</p><p>...</p><p>...</p><p>...</p><p>...</p><p>...</p><p>...</p><p>...</p><p>Okay, so maybe I lied. Six errors (other than the blatant photoshop) give it away. Find them out, then highlight the spoilers below!<br /><span onmouseover="this.style.color = '#000'" onmouseout="this.style.color = '#E1C28C'" style="color: #E1C28C; background: #E1C28C;" >- Denolian is present, and we all know druids are a myth.</span><br /><span onmouseover="this.style.color = '#000'" onmouseout="this.style.color = '#E1C28C'" style="color: #E1C28C; background: #E1C28C;" >- Kolah is present, at a raid... Need I say more?</span><br /><span onmouseover="this.style.color = '#000'" onmouseout="this.style.color = '#E1C28C'" style="color: #E1C28C; background: #E1C28C;" >- Kaaden isn't standing next to the corpse trying to skin it.</span><br /><span onmouseover="this.style.color = '#000'" onmouseout="this.style.color = '#E1C28C'" style="color: #E1C28C; background: #E1C28C;" >- Lemlem is casting mind flay, even though she hasn't respecced yet, as much as she wants to.</span><br /><span onmouseover="this.style.color = '#000'" onmouseout="this.style.color = '#E1C28C'" style="color: #E1C28C; background: #E1C28C;" >- Curse words are censored. Who the fucks needs censorship in OOH?</span><br /><span onmouseover="this.style.color = '#000'" onmouseout="this.style.color = '#E1C28C'" style="color: #E1C28C; background: #E1C28C;" >- And last but not least, to kill Ragnaros would imply that the fucking instance lockout bug be fixed!</span></p><p>If you got 6/6, and are not already guilded... Then you may drop an application right away, I will duly ignore it and pretend to forward it to an officer!</p><p><hr /></p><p>While waiting for our instance reset, there are many things to do... The least of which is hitting an alliance alt to try and get some groups going.</p><div class='imageframe'><img src='http://orderofhasson.com/images/news/20 ... meubrs.jpg' alt='janet_gnomeubrs.jpg' /></div><div class='imageframe'><img src='http://orderofhasson.com/images/news/20 ... dloser.jpg' alt='insipid_stupidloser.jpg' /></div><div class='imageframe'><img src='http://orderofhasson.com/images/news/20 ... hameha.jpg' alt='insipid_kamehameha.jpg' /></div><div class='imageframe'><img src='http://orderofhasson.com/images/news/20 ... ourmom.jpg' alt='insipid_yourmom.jpg' /></div><div class='imageframe'><img src='http://orderofhasson.com/images/news/20 ... oudead.jpg' alt='insipid_youdead.jpg' /></div><p>On second thought, I don't think I want to group here.</p><p><hr /></p><p>Now that this short, pretend update is nearly over... Here's something to tide you in 'til the next <i>special update</i>, which will be whenever I stop slacking!</p><div class='imageframe'><table cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' class='imageframe'><tr><td colspan='3' class='h' /></tr><tr><td class='v' /><td class='i'><a href='http://orderofhasson.com/images/news/20 ... .jpg'><img src='http://orderofhasson.com/images/news/20 ... n_wipe.jpg' alt='tarren_wipe.jpg thumbnail' /></a><br />Hot balanced, unlagged PVP action!</td><td class='v' /></tr><tr><td colspan='3' class='h' /></tr></table></div><p><hr /></p><p>This update brought to you by the Intuition:</p><div class='imageframe'><img src='http://orderofhasson.com/images/news/20 ... uition.jpg' alt='monox_intuition.jpg' /></div>
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