Too much death... for me

Post by **Kabol** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 8:45 am

Terri Schiavo

The pope

and most importantly,

Mitch Hedberg

Post by **Payndar Circusdorf** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 10:36 am

The Pope yet lives.

Fri Apr 01, 2005 11:20 am

Kabol wrote: The pope

Are you threatening him master jedi?

Post by **Kabol** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 2:02 pm

All the stories about him are about his eminent death, that was what I was referring to.

Anyway, thanks for missing the fucking point that Mitch Hedberg died. I could care less about the others.

Post by **Ves** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 5:27 pm

What? Everyone already forgot Johnny Cockran?

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 5:56 pm

I cant wait to see who Bush appoints as the new Pope.

Post by **GraaceAndWill** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 6:29 pm

Rafajafar wrote:I cant wait to see who Bush appoints as the new Pope.

He's gonna get to appoint someone? damn. Here I was hoping it wouldn't happen... Actually I thought that I heard there was a big stink because all the republicans were pissed that all the Supreme Court Justices all adamantly said none of them planned to retire during the next 4 years... not sure if that was true or no.

Post by **Zolo** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 6:32 pm

And here's what was going through my head reading this post just now:

MORTICIAN: Bring out your dead!
Bring out your dead!
[clang] Bring out your dead!
[clang] Bring out your dead!
[clang] Bring out your dead!
[clang] Bring out your dead!
BUSH: Here's one -- nine pence.
POPE: I'm not dead!
MORTICIAN: What?
BUSH: Nothing -- here's your nine pence.
POPE: I'm not dead!
MORTICIAN: Here -- he says he's not dead!
BUSH: Yes, he is.
POPE: I'm not!
MORTICIAN: He isn't.
BUSH: Well, he will be soon, he's very ill.
POPE: I'm getting better!
BUSH: No, you're not -- you'll be stone dead in a moment.
MORTICIAN: Oh, I can't take him like that -- it's against
regulations.
POPE: I don't want to go in the cart!
BUSH: Oh, don't be such a baby.
MORTICIAN: I can't take him...
POPE: I feel fine!
BUSH: Oh, do us a favor...
MORTICIAN: I can't.
BUSH: Well, can you hang around a couple of minutes? He
won't be long.
MORTICIAN: Naaah, I got to go on to Robinson's -- they've lost
nine today.
BUSH: Well, when is your next round?
MORTICIAN: Thursday.
POPE: I think I'll go for a walk.
BUSH: You're not fooling anyone y'know. Look, isn't there
something you can do?
POPE: I feel happy... I feel happy.
[whop]
BUSH: Ah, thanks very much.
MORTICIAN: Not at all. See you on Thursday.
BUSH: Right.

Mercenaryedk · Post by **Mercenaryedk** » Tue Apr 26, 2005 1:06 pm

MMM Monty Python and the Holy Grail quotes! That movie was great!

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