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The review you've waited for:

SNAKES ON A PLANE.


Shakespearean tragedies all have common elements that you expect. Prideful characters. Tragic ruination of honorable people. Widespread death. You know that going in. The beauty is how it all comes together.

Snakes on a Plane takes everything you expect - Snakes; a Plane; wholesale screaming and gratuitous death; the harrowing crisis landing of the plane; the cardboard-thin bad guy; the tough-as-nails hero; the stereo-typical stereo-type defying flight attendants, etc.

And it comes together most beautifully. This movie is a fucking blast, and I say the more friends you see it with, the better it would be. The Snakes rampage and score some pretty awesome and surprisingly graphic kills. Your "Oh, shit!" glee with each score by the snakes just gets better as it goes.

I honestly can say I am glad I saw it.

Sold, time to get my scared-to-death-of-snakes-boyfriend to go.

GraaceAndWill wrote:Sold, time to get my scared-to-death-of-snakes-boyfriend to go.

you have a better chance of me dressing up in a schoolgirl outfit and spanking you whilst being drizzled with honey and letting fire ants eat off the honey.

>.> dammit... now i made myself all sorts of hot and bothered!

Nerous wrote:

GraaceAndWill wrote:Sold, time to get my scared-to-death-of-snakes-boyfriend to go.

you have a better chance of me dressing up in a schoolgirl outfit and spanking you whilst being drizzled with honey and letting fire ants eat off the honey.

>.> dammit... now i made myself all sorts of hot and bothered!

If only you didn't have a dick, that would be hot. (tuck it under for me )

I charge a flat rate of 10 dollars an hour.

rates for the more taboo goes as follows...
Mouth kissing is a extra 15 dollars per kiss

Cleveland Steamers are are 20

Pink socks are 5 dollars per inch (you know what i mean)

and 35 dollars for a Hersey Squirt (I nicknames this one the tubgirl)

Nerous wrote:I charge a flat rate of 10 dollars an hour. )

That's pretty fucking cheap. Do you deliver to Montreal?

I do charge .39 cents a mile, and i do have baggage. You won't mind having dal around right?

I saw the movie today with a couple friends at a matinée. It was great, but the theater was pretty much deserted (about 10 people total). I loved the two bathroom scenes. My only real complaint is that I wish the Asian guy on the plane had a slightly bigger role, but I guess nobody else is allowed to kick ass when Samuel L. is on the plane.

Zolo wrote: I loved the two bathroom scenes.

Hells yeah. For all reasons possible.

I worked damn hard to derail this topic, and I will be damned if it stays on topic!

I've had it with these MOTHERFUCKING DERAILERS on this MOTHERFUCKING THREAD!

DAMN RIGHT MY BROTHA!

NSFW!!!!!!!

Now to ensure a permanent thread derail i give to you this:

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oh sweet jesus that is comedy gold

I see some photoshopping to reduce Sanders' waist line, thats about it. I approve.