REVIEW on a PLANE
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REVIEW on a PLANE
The review you've waited for:
SNAKES ON A PLANE.
Shakespearean tragedies all have common elements that you expect. Prideful characters. Tragic ruination of honorable people. Widespread death. You know that going in. The beauty is how it all comes together.
Snakes on a Plane takes everything you expect - Snakes; a Plane; wholesale screaming and gratuitous death; the harrowing crisis landing of the plane; the cardboard-thin bad guy; the tough-as-nails hero; the stereo-typical stereo-type defying flight attendants, etc.
And it comes together most beautifully. This movie is a fucking blast, and I say the more friends you see it with, the better it would be. The Snakes rampage and score some pretty awesome and surprisingly graphic kills. Your "Oh, shit!" glee with each score by the snakes just gets better as it goes.
I honestly can say I am glad I saw it.
SNAKES ON A PLANE.
Shakespearean tragedies all have common elements that you expect. Prideful characters. Tragic ruination of honorable people. Widespread death. You know that going in. The beauty is how it all comes together.
Snakes on a Plane takes everything you expect - Snakes; a Plane; wholesale screaming and gratuitous death; the harrowing crisis landing of the plane; the cardboard-thin bad guy; the tough-as-nails hero; the stereo-typical stereo-type defying flight attendants, etc.
And it comes together most beautifully. This movie is a fucking blast, and I say the more friends you see it with, the better it would be. The Snakes rampage and score some pretty awesome and surprisingly graphic kills. Your "Oh, shit!" glee with each score by the snakes just gets better as it goes.
I honestly can say I am glad I saw it.
Last edited by Payndar Circusdorf on Sat Aug 19, 2006 1:56 pm, edited 2 times in total.
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you have a better chance of me dressing up in a schoolgirl outfit and spanking you whilst being drizzled with honey and letting fire ants eat off the honey.GraaceAndWill wrote:Sold, time to get my scared-to-death-of-snakes-boyfriend to go.
>.> dammit... now i made myself all sorts of hot and bothered!
If only you didn't have a dick, that would be hot. (tuck it under for me )Nerous wrote:you have a better chance of me dressing up in a schoolgirl outfit and spanking you whilst being drizzled with honey and letting fire ants eat off the honey.GraaceAndWill wrote:Sold, time to get my scared-to-death-of-snakes-boyfriend to go.
>.> dammit... now i made myself all sorts of hot and bothered!
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I charge a flat rate of 10 dollars an hour.
rates for the more taboo goes as follows...
Mouth kissing is a extra 15 dollars per kiss
Cleveland Steamers are are 20
Pink socks are 5 dollars per inch (you know what i mean)
and 35 dollars for a Hersey Squirt (I nicknames this one the tubgirl)
rates for the more taboo goes as follows...
Mouth kissing is a extra 15 dollars per kiss
Cleveland Steamers are are 20
Pink socks are 5 dollars per inch (you know what i mean)
and 35 dollars for a Hersey Squirt (I nicknames this one the tubgirl)
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I saw the movie today with a couple friends at a matinée. It was great, but the theater was pretty much deserted (about 10 people total). I loved the two bathroom scenes. My only real complaint is that I wish the Asian guy on the plane had a slightly bigger role, but I guess nobody else is allowed to kick ass when Samuel L. is on the plane.
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