Order of Hasson

Or get beaten by a microwave.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,191766,00.html

"It was an accident. I didn't do it on purpose," police quoted Fordyce as saying.

I'm sorry officer I didn't know microwaves could hurt.

After returning home and checking McCann for a pulse — and finding none — he went downstairs and drank a beer before going to another neighbor's home and asking them to call 911, police said.

I wonder did he have a sandwich too?

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes....nothing she's already been told twice..../duck.

Whats the first thing a woman does after coming home from a domestic abuse convention?

The dishes if the bitch knows whats good for her.

What do 2 women with black eyes have in common?



they just don't $#&king get it.



What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?


Hit her with a 2 x 4 and tell her to get back to work.