Or get beaten by a microwave.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,191766,00.html
Women do what you are told
Women do what you are told
Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity
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Hezin
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I'm sorry officer I didn't know microwaves could hurt."It was an accident. I didn't do it on purpose," police quoted Fordyce as saying.
I wonder did he have a sandwich too?After returning home and checking McCann for a pulse — and finding none — he went downstairs and drank a beer before going to another neighbor's home and asking them to call 911, police said.
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes....nothing she's already been told twice..../duck.
Life is easier when you just don't give a damn.
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Alluvin
- Professional Bum
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Whats the first thing a woman does after coming home from a domestic abuse convention?
The dishes if the bitch knows whats good for her.
The dishes if the bitch knows whats good for her.
"Certainly there is no hunting like the hunting of man and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never really care for anything else thereafter." Ernest Hemingway
