Need Access!
Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2006 8:45 pm
I need access!
Serl
Serl
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Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2006 11:41 pm
You should post for access in the stickied thread.
Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 10:28 am
You should also have your balls ripped off, stuffed in each ear, then have your bottom lip pulled over top of your head, and finally, have both your legs stuck up your ass.
Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 10:30 am
Tell us how you really feal Awk.
Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 10:35 am
/cringe...
Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 10:52 am
ok, I hope that as Serl is driving down the street, a black squirrel suddenly darts out in front of him. Serl swerves to avoid the squirrel and which point, he drives into an acid factory. It melts the frame of his car which leaves him vulnerable to outside factors. As his car rolls out of the factory, a truck filled with razors overturns, sending razor-sharp projectiles screaming across the road.Hkat wrote:Tell us how you really feal Awk.
The blades, slice Serl, but no major arteries and he lays slumped over the steering wheel, bloodied, but conscious. The car continues it's slow roll towards a cliff, when suddenly an 18-wheeler filled with Iodine, suddenly T-Bone's Serl's car, emptying it's contents all over Serl, burning and bubbling and oozing at his open wounds.
As Serl, crawls out of the wreckage, a salt truck clips the overturned Iodine truck, and spills it's contents all over Serl, submerging him. With one last breath, Serl lets loose a profanity, "rang rang", and the squirrel, pops out his eye balls and takes them to the nest, to feed the young one.
Ahhh..sweet justice
Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 10:58 am
that sounds pay-per-view worthy
Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 11:17 am
Awkana wrote:ok, I hope that as Serl is driving down the street, a black squirrel suddenly darts out in front of him. Serl swerves to avoid the squirrel and which point, he drives into a an acid factory. It melts the frame of his car which leaves him vulnerable to outside factors. As his car rolls out of the factory, a truck filled with razors overturns, sending razor-sharp projectiles screaming across the road.Hkat wrote:Tell us how you really feal Awk.
The blades, slice Serl, but no major arteries and he lays slumped over the steering wheel, bloodied, but conscious. The car continues it's slow roll towards a cliff, when suddenly an 18-wheeler filled with Iodine, suddenly T-Bone's Serl's car, emptying it's contents all over Serl, burning and bubbling and oozing at his open wounds.
As Serl, crawls out of the wreckage, a salt truck clips the overturned Iodine truck, and spills it's contents all over Serl, submerging him. With one last breath, Serl lets loose a profanity, "rang rang", and the squirrel, pops out his eye balls and takes them to the nest, to feed the young one.
Ahhh..sweet justice
Reminder, never piss off Awkana. Not like you killed his parents and made him eat it in some chili, but damn.Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 11:18 am
....can we please make sure that Awkana gets in...please?Awkana wrote:ok, I hope that as Serl is driving down the street, a black squirrel suddenly darts out in front of him. Serl swerves to avoid the squirrel and which point, he drives into a an acid factory. It melts the frame of his car which leaves him vulnerable to outside factors. As his car rolls out of the factory, a truck filled with razors overturns, sending razor-sharp projectiles screaming across the road.Hkat wrote:Tell us how you really feal Awk.
The blades, slice Serl, but no major arteries and he lays slumped over the steering wheel, bloodied, but conscious. The car continues it's slow roll towards a cliff, when suddenly an 18-wheeler filled with Iodine, suddenly T-Bone's Serl's car, emptying it's contents all over Serl, burning and bubbling and oozing at his open wounds.
As Serl, crawls out of the wreckage, a salt truck clips the overturned Iodine truck, and spills it's contents all over Serl, submerging him. With one last breath, Serl lets loose a profanity, "rang rang", and the squirrel, pops out his eye balls and takes them to the nest, to feed the young one.
Ahhh..sweet justice
Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 11:59 am
/Applaud!!
Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 12:28 pm
Sounds like a scene that will be in Final Destination 4!
Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 1:15 pm
WoW. I love you.Awkana wrote:ok, I hope that as Serl is driving down the street, a black squirrel suddenly darts out in front of him. Serl swerves to avoid the squirrel and which point, he drives into a an acid factory. It melts the frame of his car which leaves him vulnerable to outside factors. As his car rolls out of the factory, a truck filled with razors overturns, sending razor-sharp projectiles screaming across the road.Hkat wrote:Tell us how you really feal Awk.
The blades, slice Serl, but no major arteries and he lays slumped over the steering wheel, bloodied, but conscious. The car continues it's slow roll towards a cliff, when suddenly an 18-wheeler filled with Iodine, suddenly T-Bone's Serl's car, emptying it's contents all over Serl, burning and bubbling and oozing at his open wounds.
As Serl, crawls out of the wreckage, a salt truck clips the overturned Iodine truck, and spills it's contents all over Serl, submerging him. With one last breath, Serl lets loose a profanity, "rang rang", and the squirrel, pops out his eye balls and takes them to the nest, to feed the young one.
Ahhh..sweet justice
Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 1:15 pm
Death just loves Irony.
Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 1:29 pm
*glup* As the Druid class leader, i welcome you to our dearest class. Do you want some snacks and sodas while you are here?? are you confortable in your chair?? Need some gold? Btw im voting for your membership.. anything else sir?Sethren wrote:WoW. I love you.Awkana wrote:ok, I hope that as Serl is driving down the street, a black squirrel suddenly darts out in front of him. Serl swerves to avoid the squirrel and which point, he drives into a an acid factory. It melts the frame of his car which leaves him vulnerable to outside factors. As his car rolls out of the factory, a truck filled with razors overturns, sending razor-sharp projectiles screaming across the road.Hkat wrote:Tell us how you really feal Awk.
The blades, slice Serl, but no major arteries and he lays slumped over the steering wheel, bloodied, but conscious. The car continues it's slow roll towards a cliff, when suddenly an 18-wheeler filled with Iodine, suddenly T-Bone's Serl's car, emptying it's contents all over Serl, burning and bubbling and oozing at his open wounds.
As Serl, crawls out of the wreckage, a salt truck clips the overturned Iodine truck, and spills it's contents all over Serl, submerging him. With one last breath, Serl lets loose a profanity, "rang rang", and the squirrel, pops out his eye balls and takes them to the nest, to feed the young one.
Ahhh..sweet justice
/scared
Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 2:24 pm
^^^^^^^^
See that sig? They're not dancing. They're quaking in fear at Awkana.
See that sig? They're not dancing. They're quaking in fear at Awkana.