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I need access!

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You should post for access in the stickied thread.
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You should also have your balls ripped off, stuffed in each ear, then have your bottom lip pulled over top of your head, and finally, have both your legs stuck up your ass.
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Tell us how you really feal Awk.
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/cringe...
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Hkat wrote:Tell us how you really feal Awk.
ok, I hope that as Serl is driving down the street, a black squirrel suddenly darts out in front of him. Serl swerves to avoid the squirrel and which point, he drives into an acid factory. It melts the frame of his car which leaves him vulnerable to outside factors. As his car rolls out of the factory, a truck filled with razors overturns, sending razor-sharp projectiles screaming across the road.

The blades, slice Serl, but no major arteries and he lays slumped over the steering wheel, bloodied, but conscious. The car continues it's slow roll towards a cliff, when suddenly an 18-wheeler filled with Iodine, suddenly T-Bone's Serl's car, emptying it's contents all over Serl, burning and bubbling and oozing at his open wounds.

As Serl, crawls out of the wreckage, a salt truck clips the overturned Iodine truck, and spills it's contents all over Serl, submerging him. With one last breath, Serl lets loose a profanity, "rang rang", and the squirrel, pops out his eye balls and takes them to the nest, to feed the young one.

Ahhh..sweet justice
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that sounds pay-per-view worthy
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Post by Ves »

Awkana wrote:
Hkat wrote:Tell us how you really feal Awk.
ok, I hope that as Serl is driving down the street, a black squirrel suddenly darts out in front of him. Serl swerves to avoid the squirrel and which point, he drives into a an acid factory. It melts the frame of his car which leaves him vulnerable to outside factors. As his car rolls out of the factory, a truck filled with razors overturns, sending razor-sharp projectiles screaming across the road.

The blades, slice Serl, but no major arteries and he lays slumped over the steering wheel, bloodied, but conscious. The car continues it's slow roll towards a cliff, when suddenly an 18-wheeler filled with Iodine, suddenly T-Bone's Serl's car, emptying it's contents all over Serl, burning and bubbling and oozing at his open wounds.

As Serl, crawls out of the wreckage, a salt truck clips the overturned Iodine truck, and spills it's contents all over Serl, submerging him. With one last breath, Serl lets loose a profanity, "rang rang", and the squirrel, pops out his eye balls and takes them to the nest, to feed the young one.

Ahhh..sweet justice
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Awkana wrote:
Hkat wrote:Tell us how you really feal Awk.
ok, I hope that as Serl is driving down the street, a black squirrel suddenly darts out in front of him. Serl swerves to avoid the squirrel and which point, he drives into a an acid factory. It melts the frame of his car which leaves him vulnerable to outside factors. As his car rolls out of the factory, a truck filled with razors overturns, sending razor-sharp projectiles screaming across the road.

The blades, slice Serl, but no major arteries and he lays slumped over the steering wheel, bloodied, but conscious. The car continues it's slow roll towards a cliff, when suddenly an 18-wheeler filled with Iodine, suddenly T-Bone's Serl's car, emptying it's contents all over Serl, burning and bubbling and oozing at his open wounds.

As Serl, crawls out of the wreckage, a salt truck clips the overturned Iodine truck, and spills it's contents all over Serl, submerging him. With one last breath, Serl lets loose a profanity, "rang rang", and the squirrel, pops out his eye balls and takes them to the nest, to feed the young one.

Ahhh..sweet justice
....can we please make sure that Awkana gets in...please?
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/Applaud!!
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Sounds like a scene that will be in Final Destination 4!
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Post by Sethren »

Awkana wrote:
Hkat wrote:Tell us how you really feal Awk.
ok, I hope that as Serl is driving down the street, a black squirrel suddenly darts out in front of him. Serl swerves to avoid the squirrel and which point, he drives into a an acid factory. It melts the frame of his car which leaves him vulnerable to outside factors. As his car rolls out of the factory, a truck filled with razors overturns, sending razor-sharp projectiles screaming across the road.

The blades, slice Serl, but no major arteries and he lays slumped over the steering wheel, bloodied, but conscious. The car continues it's slow roll towards a cliff, when suddenly an 18-wheeler filled with Iodine, suddenly T-Bone's Serl's car, emptying it's contents all over Serl, burning and bubbling and oozing at his open wounds.

As Serl, crawls out of the wreckage, a salt truck clips the overturned Iodine truck, and spills it's contents all over Serl, submerging him. With one last breath, Serl lets loose a profanity, "rang rang", and the squirrel, pops out his eye balls and takes them to the nest, to feed the young one.

Ahhh..sweet justice
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Sethren wrote:
Awkana wrote:
Hkat wrote:Tell us how you really feal Awk.
ok, I hope that as Serl is driving down the street, a black squirrel suddenly darts out in front of him. Serl swerves to avoid the squirrel and which point, he drives into a an acid factory. It melts the frame of his car which leaves him vulnerable to outside factors. As his car rolls out of the factory, a truck filled with razors overturns, sending razor-sharp projectiles screaming across the road.

The blades, slice Serl, but no major arteries and he lays slumped over the steering wheel, bloodied, but conscious. The car continues it's slow roll towards a cliff, when suddenly an 18-wheeler filled with Iodine, suddenly T-Bone's Serl's car, emptying it's contents all over Serl, burning and bubbling and oozing at his open wounds.

As Serl, crawls out of the wreckage, a salt truck clips the overturned Iodine truck, and spills it's contents all over Serl, submerging him. With one last breath, Serl lets loose a profanity, "rang rang", and the squirrel, pops out his eye balls and takes them to the nest, to feed the young one.

Ahhh..sweet justice
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^^^^^^^^
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