Man I can't help laughing at this. Does that seem right to you?
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ct/20051026/cr_ ... partnerroy
Siegfried abuses Roy
Siegfried abuses Roy
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This seems like an Onion article or something. I especially like:
That is quite possibly the finest transition in jounalistic history.Horn, 61, was mauled on stage by one of his 380-pound white tigers during a "Siegfried & Roy" show at the Mirage in 2003. He is still in rehabilitation, he told the Las Vegas Sun earlier this month, and suffers partial paralysis after being attacked by Montecore, the white tiger he still visits, allegedly in ill-fitting clothes.
"[Fischbacher] declined to purchase new clothing for Roy, and Roy's clothing had to be pinned up to stay on because of his drastic loss of weight, causing him embarrassment and a loss of self-esteem," Mydlach's suit claims.
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In vino veritas.
