Rats can now regenerate body parts

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Rats can now regenerate body parts

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http://www.wired.com/news/medtech/0,128 ... tw=rss.TOP

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Almost as exciting as your new avat..... Zzzzzzzz
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When cells from the regenerative mice were injected into normal mice, the normal mice adopted the ability to regenerate. And when the special mice bred with normal mice, their offspring inherited souped-up regeneration capabilities.
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i have absolutly no intention of reading somthing that long about rats, so i have a question... If you cut a rat in 6 pieces, will you get 6 new rats?
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Is the first human they test this on going to be the corpse of some deranged psychopath that turns into an immortal killing machine? That'd be cool, because then all they'd have to do is have Chuck Norris fight him and it'd be just like this cool movie I saw a long time ago.
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