Now I have heard everything

Post by **Wiccor Basquet** » Thu Apr 28, 2005 10:31 am

I am fairly certain that this is one of the signs of the Apocalypse...

Post by **Phelps McManus** » Thu Apr 28, 2005 10:39 am

He was either real drunk and woke up to find some ugly ass bitch on his dick or he was real gay and doesnt like to have his dick sucked (?). I take that back...I would imagine homosexuals like to have their dicks sucked too and it doesnt matter what sex is doing it. Any resident homosexuals care to confirm/deny?

This article is useless with out pictures of the woman.

Punkin · Post by **Punkin** » Thu Apr 28, 2005 11:27 am

I read that article. I can't quite figure it myself. Unless she was a total pig what's the big deal? I can understand applying equal punishment regardless of geneder but in the end men and women really are...different. I can see how this would be viewed much differently if the situation were reversed.

I can see the judge now...

Judge: Judgement for the plaintiff!
Judge: <Bangs gavel and points at the woman>
Judge: You're going to the slam bitch!
Judge: <Points at the dude with the aversion to hetero-fellatio>
Judge: Here's a small windfall for you......fag.

Now maybe the guy is really gay and is just repulsed by any contact with women in which case I can understand. I know I wouldn't want to wake up with some guy snackin' on my knob

Post by **GraaceAndWill** » Thu Apr 28, 2005 1:15 pm

Well, the idea of a girl slobbing on my knob's just kinda eww and I might freak but that's just me... chances are the ho couldn't do it right anyway.

But there's other possibilities... he might be chaste for whatever reason, she might have been ugly as sin, he might have a girlfriend, might have a boyfriend, he might be ultra-nazi-christian, he might be married, etc. There's lots of quite possible reasons.

I do know of guys who have gone through the entire oral sex thing performed on them by their girlfriend, middle of the night, and he didn't wake up... so the defense that he smiled etc doesn't mean much.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Thu Apr 28, 2005 6:03 pm

Even gay dudes can close their eyes and imagine... I mean, what do you think it's like for straight guys in prison.

This is the gayest thing I've heard of in a while. This is like Elton John taking Freddy Mercury from behind while Andy Warhol and Liberacci give them both rim jobs and Gore Vidal takes detailed historical notes.

What a fagtastic case!

Browd · Post by **Browd** » Thu Apr 28, 2005 9:17 pm

Strike one up for equality????

And where were these chicks when I used to get drunk and pass out at parties?

Post by **GraaceAndWill** » Fri Apr 29, 2005 9:36 am

Guys know what guys like

women dont' even compare.

at least... so I'm told. Put your hand on their head and the entire imagining thing goes out the window when you find long flowing locks of hair, unless you like the Fabio kinda thing... ugh, the entire thought makes me shudder.

My boyfriend and I liken vaginas to the salrak pit in Return of the Jedi. I know they bite, I just know it.

Post by **Kyle>>You** » Fri Apr 29, 2005 10:11 am

The Galgamek vagina is 10 feet wide and full of razor sharp teeth! Try having sex with that!
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FORGET ABOUT THE GALGAMEKS!?

Edit: I'm going to have to agree with Dalcharis here, the thought of a woman sucking me off is pretty revolting.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Apr 29, 2005 4:02 pm

Ugh, dudes are gross.

Hairy.

Muscular.

Short hair.

Old balls.

SPLOOGE!

Omfg, I dont see it, I just don't see it.

Women are soft, and warm, and they smell like flowers, and they don't sweat like pigs, and they have boobies, and curves that go on till forever, and they arch their backs just right, and their voices are high and soft instead of deep and harsh, and they have smooth skin, and they wear make up, and they like cute things which makes them adorable....

Dudes are gross yuck. Penis breath is gross, why would you want penis breath?

I had a girlfriend (I guess you could call her that) who was a "fag hag". She'd make me watch gay porn with her, and was into Malice Mizer and such, and read Anne Rice novels.... she tried very hard to turn me gay. It backfired on her. Yuck, dude, guys ugh no thanks.

Post by **Snacko** » Fri Apr 29, 2005 4:13 pm

He also could have been married, and his wife found out. Good way to save face is to prosecute the girl.

Or he simply could have not liked the idea of waking up to some random chick sucking on his pole. Who knows what she has in her mouth, he could contract one of those 'gifts that keep on giving' dealies.

Post by **Ves** » Fri Apr 29, 2005 5:07 pm

they smell like flowers

O.o flowers of the sea maybe.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Apr 29, 2005 5:15 pm

Ves wrote:
they smell like flowers
O.o flowers of the sea maybe.

I was talking about their necks and hair and everything else, not their twat!

Post by **Kyle>>You** » Fri Apr 29, 2005 5:48 pm

You forgot one important thing......girls have cooties, and cooties are gross.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sat Apr 30, 2005 1:03 am

Kyle>>You wrote:You forgot one important thing......girls have cooties, and cooties are gross.

Dudes have cooties.

Kaotik · Post by **Kaotik** » Sat Apr 30, 2005 2:19 am

Rafajafar wrote:
Ves wrote:
they smell like flowers
O.o flowers of the sea maybe.
I was talking about their necks and hair and everything else, not their twat!

Its like picking fresh fish out in the market.... if it smells like fish throw that bitch back. Its old and dirty.