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Jan wrote:I gladly bow to my new Photoshop master.

and i thought your reply would have been, "And that is the new opening picture for our front page." =p

NSFW!!!!!!!

Now to ensure a permanent thread derail i give to you this:

http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/294/ ... ersto5.jpg

DAMN RIGHT MY BROTHA!

I worked damn hard to derail this topic, and I will be damned if it stays on topic!

I do charge .39 cents a mile, and i do have baggage. You won't mind having dal around right?

I charge a flat rate of 10 dollars an hour.

rates for the more taboo goes as follows...
Mouth kissing is a extra 15 dollars per kiss

Cleveland Steamers are are 20

Pink socks are 5 dollars per inch (you know what i mean)

and 35 dollars for a Hersey Squirt (I nicknames this one the tubgirl)

GraaceAndWill wrote:Sold, time to get my scared-to-death-of-snakes-boyfriend to go.

you have a better chance of me dressing up in a schoolgirl outfit and spanking you whilst being drizzled with honey and letting fire ants eat off the honey.

>.> dammit... now i made myself all sorts of hot and bothered!

Say something like that and I'm bound to have a 50% chance of a toaster oven. I'm going to assume that a "Toaster Oven" is some sort of sex act about which I am completely content to stay ignorant. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Toast+Fucking http://www.urbandictionary.com...

It still sounds like you are saying the low morals (desanctification of marraige) of hetero's are a justification for allowing gay marraige. To clarify my original point: if the divorce rate was low, would you no longer support gay marraige? No, i am dismissing this damned "Marriage is sacred&...

Citing the high divorce rate is a weak argument. You are equating gay marraige with low moral values. no i am not... think about it. Heteros believe that marriage is sacred, yet so many STRAIGHT people are getting divorced. I am saying that both sides are alike. You have open relationships, swinger...

a man and woman who get married by a Justice of the Peace is put under the term "Marriage." It is not a civil union... it is marriage. As it is, we have a amendment which names marriage between a man and a woman. Actual descrimation in the constituition. It is also, as you put it, not a se...

1. it can be contested. Only way around it is to divorce your family... and that is just expensive 2. bad wording, my bad. What i meant was, that my love for David is considered a sickness, and is torn apart everyday by most politicians. 3. Rape is not funny, but neither is being beaten to death bec...

Here is some nice gallop poll stats: http://poll.gallup.com/content/?ci=23764 Not to mention a very key topic that everyone worries too fucking much about for some dumb reason "same sex marriage." McCain is against an amentment to ban same sex marriage. http://www.cnn.com/2004/ALLPOLITICS...

That was only part of the issue... i am more worried about having a terri Schalvo thing go on if David was ever in that situation. As much as i love him i could never fathom seeing him hooked up to those machines with no hope ahead. I would have no say it what happened to him. His life would be in h...

Here is some nice gallop poll stats: http://poll.gallup.com/content/?ci=23764 Not to mention a very key topic that everyone worries too fucking much about for some dumb reason "same sex marriage." McCain is against an amentment to ban same sex marriage. http://www.cnn.com/2004/ALLPOLITICS...