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The Ascent fraud unmasked, all about the real Ragnaros kill! - Posted by Jan on April 27, 2005

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Ragnaros has been dropping left and right like a dress on prom night, the only constant being that the first to achieve this was Ascent...

OR WAS IT? Here is the original, first Ragnaros kill screenshot, in its undedited integrity!

Obviously, Ascent tampered with this screenshot by adding their own names and raidassist on top of ours. So there you have it, OOH, all by itself with its 30 person raid, downed Ragnaros. Everyone else is a bunch of gimps.

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Okay, so maybe I lied. Six errors (other than the blatant photoshop) give it away. Find them out, then highlight the spoilers below!
- Denolian is present, and we all know druids are a myth.
- Kolah is present, at a raid... Need I say more?
- Kaaden isn't standing next to the corpse trying to skin it.
- Lemlem is casting mind flay, even though she hasn't respecced yet, as much as she wants to.
- Curse words are censored. Who the fucks needs censorship in OOH?
- And last but not least, to kill Ragnaros would imply that the fucking instance lockout bug be fixed!

If you got 6/6, and are not already guilded... Then you may drop an application right away, I will duly ignore it and pretend to forward it to an officer!


While waiting for our instance reset, there are many things to do... The least of which is hitting an alliance alt to try and get some groups going.

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On second thought, I don't think I want to group here.


Now that this short, pretend update is nearly over... Here's something to tide you in 'til the next special update, which will be whenever I stop slacking!


This update brought to you by the Intuition:

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So it begins! - Posted by Jan on April 22, 2005

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You may have heard that Order of Hasson started tackling Molten Core and taking down the yard trash there with relative ease in little numbers.

You may have heard that after some expeditions going too slow for lack of people, Order of Hasson has since yesterday joined forces with WorldofWarNet Horde to bolster raid numbers.

What you may not know is that, in spite of only having 30 people present, this team managed to take down Lucifron after only a few tries. Now that the ball is rolling, and as more people join, this can only lead to more bosses falling to our hands.

We bring to you our first corpse shot~!

And mandatory screenshots of loot you've already all seen anyway.

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Grats Juanos!
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Grats Aynder!

This victory was only made possible by our awesome team of priests:

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(for the uncivilized, Jesusform is obviously the real name of Shadowform)
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Thanks a lot guys! Stay tuned for more dead bosses, and a special Hillsbrad PvP edition!


Your latest portion of stupid names:

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Some people have been accusing me of being discriminative in my horrible name choices. Worry not, for myself and the guild do everything in our power to amend the situation!
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He may be higher level now, but he lives up to the name. Trust me.


This update brought to you by ...

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Hot All-UBRS special - Posted by Jan on April 14, 2005

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It's no secret that there's difficulty gap the size of three EQ expansions between Molten Core, the game's highest raid instance, and Blackrock Spire, the next hardest one. The first and foremost strategy to defeating the former, as such, is to farm the shit out of the latter. Something we've carefully been seeing to, as you can see on our fearless leader's day calendar.

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(No one really knows how Gilmore found his way on there. At first it sounded like he did belong...)

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But later on, we were proven wrong (?) by some of his friends. I'll leave conclusions up to you.

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But I disgress. Anyone visiting this site probably already knows all about UBRS, so I'll spare you the tediously repetitive killshots and lootshots everyone seems to loves to post... To instead focus on the achievements.

The druid loot. It is a well-known and frequent placeholder for any loot a horde player actually needs. Surely Drakkisanth, when he sees a member of the druidic community, decides to not drop any druid loot... Unfortunately we have none to bring for that purposes.

Thus, to make sure no druid loot would drop, Bullmilk the fearless level 31 druid alt, was brought forth to fight Drakkisanth. Sure enough, he managed to keep everyone alive while the priests conveniently were AFK...

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Thankfully, by the time this had happened Drakkisanth was dead under the repeated blows of many shadowformed priests. The attempt to ward off druidic loot, however, didn't work. Some more drastic measures were taken.

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Maybe Bullmilk was too low to work his mojo... So we disguised a rogue into a druid, and so the rally wings were born. Surely this stratagem would work in our favor. Disappointment ensued, however, when it was found they only worked for Dobber himself.

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At this point, we gave up struggle to accept the foregone conclusion...

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Random nothings.

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Reverse psychology works.
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As christians around the world mourn the death of the Pope, we mourn for World of Warcraft's naming policy which, after a short life, died unenforced.

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Still inbred. Bonus points for having one U at the right place.
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Not only did you cluebags mispell "Guardians", you also seem to have mispelled "Retardation". You should merge with
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You two bunches of assmonkeys could form
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The last update apparently did not go unappreciated...

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Quiggles! Be sure to remind me to give you tons of /hugglez next time I see you.


This update brought to you by the letters...

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Sorry, if mommy was a trannie, she wouldn't be mommy! I'm sure I can arrange something instead, though!
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