Serverwide first! - Posted by Jan on December 20, 2005
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After suffering through laziness, fear, low attendance and other mexican outsourcing problems, we at Hasson Express are proud to bring to you one dead Ragnaros. Unlike many others, whom have barely scraped by their first try, Hasson thinks big, and we've brought our ex-Dominatrix back to order with only 3 deaths.
So you there, I know what you're thinking... "Oh great, yet another guild takes down Ragnaros. Big fucking deal." What you don't know is we have achieved a serverwide first. Indeed, we appear to be the first to win Ragnaros's weapon of choice which caused us so much torment in the last few weeks. Behold, Combustanus.

When this big baby dropped, you understand the bids were overflowing. After many tied bids, and much debate, it was conceded to Bogarm, for his time-honored place behind Bondage Queen Ragnaros.

He'll be giving her back a taste of her own medecine now.
Ever since gaining his new trophy, however, poor Bogarm has been swamped with constant tells for cyber. The fact of the matter is, he's quite good! So if you're looking for a good time, /tell Bogarm.
This reminds me... This was said last year, as we started Molten Core. Is there compound interest on that statement?

Now, you wonder, how do we achieve our perennial success? The answer is very simple. At the risk of sounding cliche and corny, I'll say this: it's thanks to our wide array of talented individuals. Experience some of our unique skills in action.

Jarvalor, flag runner extraordinaire... Or so he likes to think.



Fymf, L100 Subway Camper

Janet, ever so charismatic

Goza, the unwilling mascot

Rogmog... Being Rogmog.

Gilmore, back when Argent Dawn faction was interesting.

Everyone, in a collective moment of midwife insight.
This concludes our guild analysis, thank you for reading.
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